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posted 37 minutes ago (by: justanotherklainer)

justanotherklainer:

Greasy hair, bushy eyebrows, zits….. Dear god I never wanna go outside again, I look like I’ve been dead for a few days

god and now i’m sweaty what the fuck and is that blood?

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posted 1 hour ago (by: malformalady)
malformalady:

A fairy ring, also known as fairy circle, elf circle, elf ring or pixie ring, is a naturally occurring ring or arc of mushrooms, in his case Marasmius oreades. The body of this fungus, its mycelium, is underground. It grows outward in a circle. As it grows, the mycelium uses up all of the nutrients in the soil, starving the grass. This is the reason a fairy ring has dead grass over the growing edge of the mycelium. Umbrella-shaped fruiting bodies, called mushrooms, spring up from just behind the outer edge of the mycelium.

malformalady:

A fairy ring, also known as fairy circle, elf circle, elf ring or pixie ring, is a naturally occurring ring or arc of mushrooms, in his case Marasmius oreades. The body of this fungus, its mycelium, is underground. It grows outward in a circle. As it grows, the mycelium uses up all of the nutrients in the soil, starving the grass. This is the reason a fairy ring has dead grass over the growing edge of the mycelium. Umbrella-shaped fruiting bodies, called mushrooms, spring up from just behind the outer edge of the mycelium.

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posted 1 hour ago (by: grievant)
hotwinger:
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posted 3 hours ago

Greasy hair, bushy eyebrows, zits….. Dear god I never wanna go outside again, I look like I’ve been dead for a few days

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posted 3 hours ago (by: loganmcowen)
loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

loganmcowen:

I’m honestly quite proud of this status.

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posted 3 hours ago (by: marxist-gallifreyan)
congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

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posted 14 hours ago (by: hopefor-thehopeless)
savanitabonita:

hopefor-thehopeless:

you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair
and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met
and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you
and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky
and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all your remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon

I’m in the kind of mood where reading this made me cry.

savanitabonita:

hopefor-thehopeless:

you’re probably going to dance with another girl who will taste like fresh picked strawberries and smell like flowers blossom in her hair

and you’re probably going to choke down 5 shots of straight vodka and get the thought of me out of your head and focus on the girl dancing with you who wants to be your apple pie but you can’t see the diamonds in her eyes because you’re staring at the ones hanging around her neck and you can’t feel her pull you in closer because she’s reaching farther behind your head of dark hair and tapping shoulders of random guys she’s never even met

and when this happens I hope you run to the dingy bathroom and splash your face with dirty water and vomit up the words you never said because while you’re out drowning your heart in things I shouldn’t care about I’m here looking at the moon whispering how much I fucking love you

and if you take her home I swear to God the moonlight will keep you awake no matter what time it is and you’ll watch it shine across your bedroom floor where we danced and laughed and I almost told you that you are my night sky

and I hope the light catches your attention more than the sight of her would and I hope when you wake up all your remember is that roses are my favourite scented flower and you can’t escape the light of the moon

I’m in the kind of mood where reading this made me cry.

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posted 14 hours ago (by: swanqueenidiot)

swanqueenidiot:

Okay so the Colbert Report posted a link to the Ellen Page interview, right

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And I was already happy it was a fan favorite. But THE COMMENTS

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I MEAN

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IT’S JUST TOO GREAT

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ADAM AND EVE NOT ADAM AND MAPLE LEAF

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posted 14 hours ago (by: odnson)

(on why he went to Comic Con) You know, because you get to meet the biggest fans you’ll ever have. Especially in that hall [Hall H], there are thousands of people there who know more about these characters than you do and you have more commitment and dedication than you could ever dream of. It’s a pretty special thing.

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posted 14 hours ago (by: safety-officer-barto)

safety-officer-barto:

trimcoast:

safety-officer-barto:

why does tumblr always personify introversion as a tiny cute girl who drinks tea reads books and wears sweaters like i’m a 190 pound man who hangs out in the gym and in the woods doin manly shit but people still make me nervous like damn

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my hand slipped.

OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD I FUCKING LOVE THIS

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posted 14 hours ago (by: dana-cardinal)

merlinsbane:

dana-cardinal:

there are people who’ve never heard of My Immortal

there are people who’ve never read My Immortal

there are people who didn’t make it all the way to the part where Dumbledore flies into the MCR concert wearing a pink robe with Avril Lavigne’s face on it

this is such an important part of life how could you just not know the gospel of ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

how can you talk about a classic without providing a link?

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posted 14 hours ago

Is someone seriously playing loud bass music at 1am in an apartment building filled with old ladies?

I mean, I guess they won’t hear much but I WILL

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posted 14 hours ago (by: grooting)

Deadpool + Unemployment + Debt

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posted 14 hours ago

whenever I have a wound that won’t heal kinda instantly I get worried sick because my grandma has cancer and her cancer does that and I don’t like thinking about it

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posted 14 hours ago (by: hoechlined)

hoechlined:

Sterek AU: the pack is bored one evening and decides to play spin the bottle. And if they’re cheating a little, then only because they’re such good friends.