sniffingrainbowdust:

Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation

• after finishing a book/tv series: your urls all make sense to me now

buttlicked:

PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment 

himaruyeah:

otp more like otplease make out

apolkadotnerd:

captainfluffy38:

mareeps:

still not sure what exactly math is

numbers and tears

then as you progress they add letters and hatred

donttouchmynewtonballs:

reading your own writing in front of a lot of people more like 

bleerios:

so everything in europe really is gayer and drunker

phanesh:

jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE

rebeccacrane:

if you’re gonna be a rock band in the eurovision, you have to be lordi or you have to go home

mmmcookies22:

I did not choose fandom life. Fandom life stopped me on a staircase and said “excuse me, can ask you a question? I’m new here.”

joichang:

riddlemetom:

unfollower:

I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden

you push that stroller sassy spiderman!

you fight those bad guys girlfriend!

you style that hair lil’ dude!

and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be fucking swedish.

piercelopez:

60 years from now we’ll all be in nursing homes like: *takes a sip from a dry martini* yeah i remember season four of glee *smokes cigarette* took the life right outta me, that season did *plays chess*

otterparade:

cityofbadass:

Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

“And then there’s this asshole”

blaywarblaz:

Darren, there is a moment, when you say to yourself ‘oh, there you are, i’m never going to your concert, because i live in europe fml.’