Do you ever start rubbing your eyes and then it feels really good and you can’t stop so it’s like eye masturbation
- after finishing a book/tv series: your urls all make sense to me now
PE doesn’t stand for physical education. it stands for public embarrassment
still not sure what exactly math is
numbers and tears
then as you progress they add letters and hatred
reading your own writing in front of a lot of people more like
so everything in europe really is gayer and drunker
jhdfsiudsgv uerhgiu iurgheiug rgh uerghhgeigugr yerSHDBGFVHJS [METAL GUITAR] ALCOHOL ALCOHOL ALCOHOL IS FREE
if you’re gonna be a rock band in the eurovision, you have to be lordi or you have to go home
I did not choose fandom life. Fandom life stopped me on a staircase and said “excuse me, can ask you a question? I’m new here.”
I like how sweden just decided one day that gender is fucking bullshit so they got a gender neutral pronoun and stopped separating boy clothes and girl clothes and have pictures of spiderman pushing a baby stroller in a toy magazine why isn’t every country like sweden
you push that stroller sassy spiderman!
you fight those bad guys girlfriend!
you style that hair lil’ dude!
and in that moment, i swear we all wanted to be fucking swedish.
60 years from now we’ll all be in nursing homes like: *takes a sip from a dry martini* yeah i remember season four of glee *smokes cigarette* took the life right outta me, that season did *plays chess*
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
Darren, there is a moment, when you say to yourself ‘oh, there you are, i’m never going to your concert, because i live in europe fml.’